GRAB YOUR PITCHFO–What? Yeah, a handrake is fine

Despite the fact that its exact location is shrouded in secrecy, you may have correctly deduced that Retirement Acres is located in the South. School pride runs deep here. Inflatable mascots go up on Thursday, porch flags get raised on Friday, and by Saturday long-held school-related grudges have started to flair. If you have a … Continue reading GRAB YOUR PITCHFO–What? Yeah, a handrake is fine

The Retirement Acres Dramatis Personae (Subject to change)

Mom & Dad: Mom and Dad. The owners and proprietors of Chez Auto. Mom is retired. Dad is a retired engineer, which is at least twice as dangerous.  Guardians of: 426, Tiller, Wyoming, and Wayne: their dogs Brother: their son and my brother. He has his moments. And also a wife, who would prefer to … Continue reading The Retirement Acres Dramatis Personae (Subject to change)